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loving misanthrope, girl geek, kawaii connoisseur. featuring unnecessary updates on what unexciting meals i'm having, perpetual and current celebrity crushes, meme humor, viral garbage and other shiny things, and the Oxford comma. just like in real life. |
I pulled out some vanilla raspberry swirl Haagen Dazs from the freezer. Late night snack and all that. I chip away at the freezer burn and dig in. I start thinking to myself, the raspberry is kind of discolored. Brownish, really. Wonder if freezer burn does that.
Answer: no, probably not. That’s probably just dead bacterial cultures from the shit being 9 months expired. Here’s hoping I’m not a digestive-system mess tomorrow.