trugazi:

jennyholzermom’s departure from twitter & other great injustices of the 21st century

11 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 10,409 notes

jtotheizzoe:

An important reminder that the universe has three spatial dimensions and is best appreciated with all three engaged*.

*engage fourth as needed for EXTREME MODE

15 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 49,336 notes
Torrential downpour today.

Torrential downpour today.

16 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 0 notes

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

1 day ago on May 22nd | J | 239,760 notes

digg:

Chris Hadfield wrings out a washcloth in space, proving once again that every single thing you do is 100x cooler in space.

1 day ago on May 22nd | J | 21,631 notes

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

1 day ago on May 22nd | J | 180,757 notes
plays

Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

This lady is my hero.

she looks lovely too!

I want to hug her.

Bless her and the nice people in this world.  EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!

Please please please watch this till the end

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bless this women.

HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP.  This woman is my new hero.

Wow.

If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.

2 days ago on May 21st | J | 248,955 notes
letthabeatflow:

John Green. Love this.

letthabeatflow:

John Green. Love this.

2 days ago on May 21st | J | 19 notes
3 days ago on May 20th | J | 300,377 notes

reginasmom:

“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me

3 days ago on May 20th | J | 105,841 notes